A bath of rotting corpses

Last night I had a bath, I fell asleep and when I got out I was horrified to find panda skulls and rotting animal corpses in the water.
Disturbing? Yes I think so. What is going on in my head?
This was all a dream btw.
HELP!

killer coffee

So my Dad got this MBE thingy and went to see the queen yesterday to recieve it. It was a good day and all, the whole family went to London and my Dad, Mum older sis and older bro went into the palcae with him to get it. We decided to go shoping in the biggest toy shop in the UK HAMLEYS (by far got the best deal i feel!) It was fun, I got ASTROJAX this uv game thing that is the most wanted toy in america, I am so ahead of everyone else!!!!however I must confess that my main reason for buying it was the very cute cute guy who was demostrating it. His name is Steve and he is sexy!
Anyway after all this we kinda got tired and the family separated for a while to do stuff. We were told with strict instructions to be back at the museum at 4pm. I took this inastruction lightly and arrived back at 4:17pm. For any normal family this would be slightly aceptable but for mine it was DEATH. My Dad marched towards us full of anger, it wasent our fault we stamered defenslesly it was that damn cafe nero punk! No this did not save us, we should have left the coffee place even though we were waiting on 2 chai lattes (very nice btw, I recomend) that we paid for!!! We should have run from nero as fast as our legs could carry us back to the fold.
Apart from that small masacre Im fine, put the crimbo tree up 2nite and have written my letter to Santa. Heading back to the place up there 2moz where they use phrasedslike
"get out of Lindas road"
"Duneeee ken"
and
"gime a jam piece"

oh how I miss it so
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Smart? Um no!

Im not Sorry for not posting in ages, I am still alive. Do have excuses for not posting but cant be bothered to go into them. So heyaaaa. Life is ok at the mo. Going home this week cox my Dad is meeting the queen to get his MBE. So we are having a big family silver service dinner party and photo thingy. I am to wear smart and sensible clothes ahhhhhh. Went shopping to attempt to fulfill this requirement and got some fab stuff. Dont really thnk it falls into the sensible grown up catagory but never mind. At least I can venture into London safe in the knowledge that no-one walking down the street will look the same as me. It weird but I dont think I will everlook the way my parents want me to. Im not sure why I just cant bring myslef to wear grown up stuff.

Ever think you will never look the way people want you too so dont bother trying?
Ever think you dont quite meet the expectations of people you meet so talk yourself down?
Ever think your not intellectual enough so dont bother talking?

Well stop worrying about what people think of you and do what you want. (this is Hannahs fingers talking to Hannahs head btw.) Its my end of years resolution.
Well am just about to eat more pizza, have eaten a lot of it recently, can I count the tomato saucy stuff as one of my vegetable intakes for the day? I figured than in my lifetime I will eat aproximately 3792 pizzas if I live to 80 years old collosal!!!!

Sleepy Han

Hey, Im still alive! Am recovering from the Granton 24-7 prayer week. It was a top week and God was definately busy, however im not sure if we realise how much he has done. Today is my first day off in about 3 weeks. It is good to do nothing. I feel very christmasy today, as I was awoken from my sleep by a screaming Sam informing me it was christmas. We opened or advent calenders today, I have a dairy milk one hurray. I was speaking to oe of the kids last night and was shocked to find out that she barely knew what an advent calendar was. WHAT! I had one before I was even one year old. So I decided to get her a dairy milk one aswell.

I had a dream last night that I was pregnant, it was cool. I hope I have a baby one day. It must be so amazing being pregnant.